Salty Bitches ™ Brand Snacks

You ever just open a bag of mystery or off-brand chips and you’re all like, “Man, who taste-tested these?”

So I came up with a brand to describe this phenomenon.

The brand jingle is just Chef’s “Stinky Britches” song from South Park.

“Salty bitches, those are some salty bitches!”

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