FFXIV RP Transcript | “Jorun, Firk, and Orph: Snowball Fight” | 2017-12-26

Date: 2017-12-26
Location:
«Horde» free company estate

Players: Jorun Iwata, Orphaniel Bunansa, Firkmann Lalaralza


[The morning after “Jorun, Firk, and Orph: Surgery and Dinner”. Jorun enters Firk’s and Orph’s room to wake them up. He begins with Firkmann, sleeping on the Glade Canopy Bed…]


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Outta bed, you big oaf!”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa is not in the main part of the chamber, presumably instead inside the small bedroom.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata looks around. “Where did the little one sleep?”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Under Firk
(Jorun Iwata) LOL


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza mumbles hearing someone beckon him as he slept. “Five more minutes,” he grumbled.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “C’mon, get up. You got work to do!”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza rolls over facing away from the awakener grumbling incoherently.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata is annoyed by Firkmann Lalaralza. “Fine, you better be up by the time I’m back out. I assume the Orph slept in the small room?”


[Jorun enters the small bedroom in the corner of the private chamber to find Orphaniel.]


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa is sleeping soundly like a babe.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata lightly pats Orphaniel Bunansa on the shoulder. “Rise and shine, Orph.”


[Orphaniel stirs, opens his eyes, and looks at Jorun.]


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata smiles. “Morning. How was the sleep?”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa stirs a bit and sits up on the bed.
Orphaniel Bunansa just nods at Jorun, with his eyes barely open.



Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Take all the time you need. I’ve got an oaf to wake up.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: Being left alone, Firk soon sat up rubbing his eyes. Now hearing Jorun waking Orphaniel. Getting out of bed as Jorun opens the door. “I’m ready for work.”


[Jorun turns around to see Firkmann standing right behind him.]


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata looks at Firkmann Lalaralza in shock!
Jorun Iwata: “You’re awake… Good.”
Jorun Iwata says back towards Orphs room “Come on outside when you’re ready, Orph.”
Jorun Iwata: ‘”C’mon, oaf.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “Stop calling me ‘oaf’. I have a name.” Firk sulks dragging his feet.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa continues to rub his eyes as he exits the door, but immediately begins to shiver and hold his arms.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata hands Firkmann Lalaralza an apple. “Here’s breakfast. Get to cleaning this yard.”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata leads Orphaniel Bunansa to the fire pit.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa follows.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza takes the apple. “Wait, yard work?” he speaks up as Jorun walks away. “I stayed here to help make the world a better place.”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata glares back at Firkmann Lalaralza. “You’ll get the opportunity to prove yourself. For now, get to work.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza wallows in self-pity.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Go ahead and warm up by the fire, Orph.”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) You can start by making the yard a better place
(Jorun Iwata) yeah
(Jorun Iwata) 😀


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa responds to Jorun by finding a place to sit and watching the fire. He looks back at Jorun and Firk here and there to see what will happen.



Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza starts to do some snow shoveling along the walk. Silently mumbling to himself as he worked. Smirking to himself throws a shovelful in Jorun’s direction. “Oop, sorry!” Firk said trying to contain a laugh.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata staggers before Firkmann Lalaralza.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa shows his concern to Jorun Iwata.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata smirks confidently at Firkmann Lalaralza.
Jorun Iwata: “Oh, yeah?”
Jorun Iwata hurls a snowball at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza tries to duck but is pegged in the face with a snowball, falling backwards. “Oof!”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata bursts out laughing at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa laughs at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Not so tough now, huh?


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza rubs his face. “That hurt…”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) “Next time I’ll put a rock in it!”
(Jorun Iwata) >;(


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “I’m glad it did, now back to work!”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza goes back to mumbling and working.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa watches Jorun’s face, expecting something from him.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata tosses an apple to Orphaniel Bunansa. “Catch.”


Random! Jorun Iwata rolls a 479.
Random! Orphaniel Bunansa rolls a 103.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: The apple comes close to Orphaniel, but he can’t reach it, let alone catch it.
Orphaniel Bunansa: The apple thunks onto the grass. Orphaniel gets up to retrieve it.
Orphaniel Bunansa holds the apple and looks up at Jorun, clearly expecting some sort of instruction.


(Firkmann Lalaralza) Orphan goes to pick up an apple, puts out a fire. Can’t do anything right.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata hangs his head in shame. “Sorry, I’m a terrible throw. Eat up.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa looks down at the apple a bit and then wipes it in his shirt. He begins to take a bite, but it is clear his baby teeth are not made for a whole apple. Still, he does his best.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata giggles. “Need some help?”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa looks down at his apple.
Orphaniel Bunansa gazes upon Jorun Iwata in deep reflection.
Orphaniel Bunansa holds out his apple to Jorun in both hands.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata grabs the apple. “Oaf, get over here!” he yells towards Firkmann.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza hears Jorun and walks over. “What is it?”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Break this apple up for him with your big oaf-like hands. I dont ‘ave a knife on me.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa shows his concern to Firkmann Lalaralza.


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Firk takes the apple and smashes it against a wall.
(Jorun Iwata) He beter not >;(
(Orphaniel Bunansa) “Sweet Candyapple has logged out.”
(Jorun Iwata) lol
(Jorun Iwata) SMASH HER AGAINST A WALL FIRK


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza takes the apple and a knife out of his pocket. Cutting it with ease in his hand, and no cut fingers. “And… there.” He hands the now-apple-slices to Jorun neatly laying in his big palm.
Firkmann Lalaralza hands over something to Jorun Iwata.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata is surprised at Firks usefulness. “Go ahead and give them to Orph.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “Alright. Here Orphie,” giving a smile he held his handful to Orphaniel. “Here you go, a cut apple for a banded child.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa accepts the apple slices, but he has trouble holding multiple slices at a time. So he pulls out his shirt and drops the slices into it, and returns to his seat.
Orphaniel Bunansa looks at Jorun. “Are you gonna make me do some other kind of work soon?” he asks between bites.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata “Of course not. You’re still injured. In fact, is there anything you’d like to do to help you feel better?”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa gazes upon Jorun Iwata in deep reflection.
Orphaniel Bunansa: “Like what?”

 


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata is puzzled at Orphaniel Bunansa. “Hmmm… Like, anything you like doing for fun?”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa gazes upon Jorun Iwata in deep reflection.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza listens to Orphaniel speak and Jorun’s response. Soon enough Firk wanders to the other side of the yard.
Firkmann Lalaralza spots a training dummy.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “What am I s’posed to do for fun?”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata yells at Firk from across the yard. “Hey, what do kids do for fun these days?”


[Firk out-of-character is a level 9 Pugilist fighting a level 70 training dummy statue. In spite of the statue being huge and immobile, he misses his punches and kicks almost every time.]

(Jorun Iwata) wow
(Jorun Iwata) you actually have to hit it
(Jorun Iwata) stop missing
(Orphaniel Bunansa) xD

[Firk lands a hit or two.]

(Jorun Iwata) oh
(Jorun Iwata) get em
(Orphaniel Bunansa) Also, that Jorun question xD


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza flails about playing around, not fighting it seriously. “Why are you asking /me/?!”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: ” I… uh.. don’t know. You grew up with siblings and such. What did you guys do for fun?”
Jorun Iwata scratches his head looking puzzled.


(Orphaniel Bunansa) “Why are you asking /me/?” “Because you’re the only other child here!”
(Jorun Iwata) lol


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza stops playing around a moment. “I threw them into trees to fetch apples. Tossed them into ponds. Usual kid stuff.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa shows his concern to Firkmann Lalaralza.


(Firkmann Lalaralza) Firk had best childhood! \O/
(Jorun Iwata) his siblings didnt


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata shakes his head. “I dont think that’s gonna work.”

 


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa expresses his worry with Jorun Iwata.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “Well, he withstood the last time I threw him into a tree. As long as the pond is deep enough Orphie would be fine.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza shrugs at Jorun Iwata.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa looks at Firkmann Lalaralza and panics!
Orphaniel Bunansa: “I can’t swim!” Orphaniel peeps.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Why dont you try teaching him a bit about whatever combat technique you’ve got going on over there?”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) You’re gonna get the orphan punched
(Jorun Iwata) >.>
(Jorun Iwata) i hope not


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “/Me/?” Firk asked, “It’s just pugilism, nothing special.”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Firk: “Me? I can’t hit the broad side of a training dummy!”
(Jorun Iwata) it’s too high level XD


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata sighs “I’m just trying to give the young Orphan something to do.”

 


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “Do… do you want me to punch the wooden man?” Orphaniel stammers.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “I-If you want to, just thought it would be fun.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa shrugs at Jorun Iwata.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “Why not bury him in snow? I used to do that as a kid.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “You sure I’m s’posed to punch the statue?”
Orphaniel Bunansa looks at Firkmann Lalaralza and panics!
Orphaniel Bunansa disagrees with Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza looks at Orphaniel, seeing his hesitation. “You’re not going to hurt it.”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “I’m not requiring you to punch it, just thought it would help keep your mind of everything youve been through.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “I don’ wanna punch it.”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata nods to Orphaniel Bunansa.
Jorun Iwata: “Then don’t.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa stretches.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza sighs. “You heard the kid. Snow pile it is!”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa look at Firkmann Lalaralza and panics!
Orphaniel Bunansa: “Noooo!”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata hands a snow ball to Orphaniel Bunansa and whispers, “Throw it at the oaf.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa receives the snowball in both hands and looks at it.
Orphaniel Bunansa: “I won’t… get in trouble?”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata shakes his head. “No, it’ll be funny.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “Is he going to hit me back?” Orphaniel whispers.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “Maybe, but it wont hurt. Its just cold. You can hide behind me if you don’t want him to hit you back.”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza holds his hand to his ear. “What are you two whispering for?”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata bursts out laughing at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa looks down at his snowball again. He pulls his arm back far and throws with a lot of effort.
Orphaniel Bunansa hurls a snowball at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza staggers before Orphaniel Bunansa.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata claps for Orphaniel Bunansa.
Jorun Iwata agrees wholeheartedly with Orphaniel Bunansa.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa expresses his worry with Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: The snowball flies into Firk’s forehead landing throughout his hair. “Oh ho! A wise guy, huh.” Firk bends down scooping up snow throwing it around Orphie.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa laughs at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza laughs at Orphaniel Bunansa.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa squeals with laughter when he is hit with the snowball.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa hurls a snowball at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata sports a large grin when he see that Orph is enjoying himself.



Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza tries to dodge but it way too bulky. Being hit once more. Then bend down again for more snow and throwing it in Orph’s direction. Going to the ground quickly making a snowball pile.

 


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa is hit with a snowball again.
Orphaniel Bunansa bursts out laughing at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza bursts out laughing.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa steps up behind Firk to plant a snowball right onto the back of his head.
Orphaniel Bunansa hurls a snowball at Firkmann Lalaralza.
Orphaniel Bunansa bursts out laughing at Firkmann Lalaralza.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza beams with delight.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza is pegged square in the back of his head. Smiling, he grabbed a two snowballs, tossing one at Orph and the other quickly at Jorun. “Think fast!”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata staggers.
Jorun Iwata is nailed straight in the face. “You bugger!”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza bursts out laughing.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa is hit with another ball of snow.
Orphaniel Bunansa laughs at Firkmann Lalaralza.
Orphaniel Bunansa begins to slow down a bit.
Orphaniel Bunansa: “C-coooold…”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata nods “lets go warm up inside.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa nod to Jorun Iwata.
Orphaniel Bunansa beckons to Firkmann Lalaralza.
Orphaniel Bunansa walks in slowly, observing the stranger in the estate as he walks by.


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Is that doll in the fire canon?
(Jorun Iwata) lol
(Jorun Iwata) if you want it to be
(Orphaniel Bunansa) Kinda don’t. xD
(Jorun Iwata) yeah, thats fine X3


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza: “Ah, good fun! Haven’t done that in ages!” Firk streched as he followed Orphaniel.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa sits down beside Jorun and the fireplace, hugging his arms.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata smiles.
Jorun Iwata: “Have a good day liitle guy?”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa nods to Jorun Iwata.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata: “How ’bout you Firk?”


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Firk can hit running orphan with a snowball, but not a stationary stone statue
(Orphaniel Bunansa) with his own fists
(Jorun Iwata) lol


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza lays back on the floor. “I did. It’s been a while since I’ve done anything other than work. Three years of it.” He started to doze.
Firkmann Lalaralza falls asleep beside Orphaniel Bunansa.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa listens to Firkmann before turning to Jorun.
Orphaniel Bunansa whispers to Jorun. “What’m I gonna do about my clothes?”


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata ponders.
Jorun Iwata: “Hmm… I guess you can leave them by the fire before you go to bed so they can dry. We’ll have to go out to get you new clothes tomorrow.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa gazes upon Jorun Iwata in deep reflection.


(Orphaniel Bunansa) Firk still looks like the Krampus lurking behind me
(Firkmann Lalaralza) Must not push into fire. Must not push into fire. Must not push into… What, I’m not thinking about pushing an orphan into a fire. Don’t be silly.


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza snores softly.


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa: “Mister Firkmann, are you going to get new clothes too?”


Firkmann Lodestone FaceFirkmann Lalaralza is asleep. Therefore, doesn’t hear nor answer Orph’s question.


Jorun Lodestone FaceJorun Iwata looks at Orph. “I’m sure we can get him some too.”


Orphaniel Lodestone FaceOrphaniel Bunansa begins to doze off next to the fire.


(Jorun Iwata) orph can just start falling asleep and i’ll send both of you to the bedroom

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